Funny Thoughts

Here are some humorous things Dawson has said recently:

• On our way to Wal-Mart one day we drove past a dead, stinky skunk. I mentioned to Dawson how stinky the skunk was and he told me he needed to get cleaned off in the bath. We often tell him he needs a bath because he's stinky so he thought a bath would be the solution to the skunk's stinkiness as well.
• I noticed some dirt on Dawson's pants and when I asked him about it he told me the dump truck dumped it on his pant.
• Every morning as soon as we come downstairs Dawson insists we turn on all of our Christmas decorations. He knows we have to plug them in to turn them on and will tell us to plug them in. But when it comes time to turn them off he'll say "plug them out." Out is the opposite of in so that must be right.
• Whenever we're outside on cold days and we see or hear some birds, Dawson will say, "They must be cold. They need to go back to their nests and turn the heater on."